RussCon MetaGame August 20, 2003

Potpourri Googlisms:
Marty is a helluva guy and a great little dancer
Marty is a smarty, arty, and likes to party.
Marty is a sufferer of dandruff and halitosis
Marty is actually Martang.
Marty is addicted to poker.
Marty is always losing games
Marty is always playing games
Marty is always winning games
Marty is awake and scratching his balls
Marty is crying about his lost puppy
Marty is dancing through the night to the sounds of jazz
Marty is drinking from the fount of wisdom but will he choke?
Marty is forever
Marty is going on a long journey that will end in success
Marty is in transition.
Marty is Jack-King off.
Marty is leaving and we're all so sad
Marty is Mary with a T.
Marty is mint-phobic.
Marty is not a vacuum cleaner.
Marty is opening the door to a world of wonderment
Marty is straying from the one true path of Knizia obsession.
Marty is that guy who brings all the games.
Marty is the keeper of the big box of games.
Marty is the product of a sacred sperm.
Marty is ytram backwards.
Marty was Caesar in a previous life.
Marty devas lerni Esperanton.


What people think about Marty:
Marty isn't so bad, compared with some profoundly evil people in this world
Marty isn't all good
Marty isn't handsome and successful with a huge megaphone.
Marty isn't as smart as my horse or dog.
Marty is sad, funny and sweet!
Marty is a great, great artist...FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Marty isn't one of my favorite male performer's because he never really seems into the sex

Marty's sex life:
Marty isn't afraid to challenge common ideas that he says contribute to people's sexual problems.
Marty is young and a sixth grader would enjoy that.
Marty isn't the only non-human that's gay.
Marty realized that there is more to life than getting laid by girls with gigantic boobs.
Marty knows where my sex toys are.
How many blow up girls is too many? I bet Marty knows.
Marty kissed Jennifer.
Marty kissed his wife
Marty kissed David
Marty kissed Sylvie
Marty kissed Roy
Marty kissed Brad
Marty kissed him again
Marty kissed Matt on the lips.
Marty kissed me full on the lips
Marty kissed Brad again
Let's hope Marty isn't contagious
Marty thinks he's harmless

Some interesting facts about Marty:
Marty pretends to be Darth Vader
Marty isn't insane after all.
Marty is a soft green dinosaur without a face.
Marty isn't completely blind
Marty isn't barrel-rolling his car down the front stretch of the speedway
Marty isn't dead, or even ill (that I know of)
Marty isn't the university intellectual he thought he'd be
Marty isn't exactly your stereotypical Hollywood hero
If Marty isn't happy, well then something's wrong
Marty isn't convinced that Jeff could body guard anyone
Marty isn't impressed by an amp that goes to 11.
Marty knows he's getting a bath.
Marty isn't particularly familiar with pineapples.
Marty wishes that other children be spared his fate
Marty wishes to be Superman.
Marty wishes for the Leprechaun's pot of gold, and he gets it... but of course there is a catch.
Marty isn't here on the Earth
Marty isn't actually dead, in the corporeal sense.
Marty pretends to melt his father's brain with a walkman
Marty is half-naked with his ukulele
Marty thinks that is poppycock

Things Marty knows:
Marty knows everything about everything, including miscellaneous facts like "A bucket of water has a time constant of 15 minutes".
The only things Marty knows about Earth are the things he's learned in school or seen on video.
Marty knows much more than I do.
There are many different ways to rig a ballyhoo, and Marty knows them all!

Where Marty lives:
Marty is awake in New York.
Marty is asleep in New York
Marty is back in town
Marty is looking forward to returning 'home,'
Marty isn't picky about where he lands.
Marty prefers to commute
Marty prefers to be in familiar surroundings
Marty must confront vicious pimps, suspicious cops, Hollywood mega-moguls and all-powerful demons from the pages of myth as his life is turned inside-out.

But Sadly:
Marty isn't here anymore.