January 29 2003 Meta Game Answers

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin'." Unforgiven [the correct answer is actually The Outlaw Josey Wales - 2005-03-14 thanks to random surfer Scott Smith for the correction!]
"With anyone else [...] I'd say what's gonna happen to you would teach you a lesson. Only you're gonna need more than one lesson. And you're gonna get more than one lesson." Citizen Kane
"Shut the fuck up, Donny!" The Big Lebowski
"Raindrops on roses and warm woolen mittens" (9) The Sound Of Music
"I believe in unemployment, but I don't believe in hell." Tootsie
"Get used to disappointment." (2) The Princess Bride
"What kind of sick game are you playing?" (2) Fight Club
"You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" (9) Dr. Strangelove
"Gort, Klaatu Barata Nikto!" (7) The Day the Earth Stood Still
"Future events like these could happen to you, in the future." (3) Plan 9 From Outer Space or Ed Wood
"The penis is evil." (1) Zardoz
"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" (5) Aliens
"Baby steps to the front door. Baby steps down the walk. Baby steps." What About Bob?
"Is it safe?" (5) Marathon Man
"Hello, gorgeous." Funny Girl
"Crush your enemies. See them run before you. Hear the lamentations of the women." (9) Conan the Barbarian
"Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses." (4) Pulp Fiction
"Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man, now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over, man! Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?" (6) Aliens
"Life is pain. Get used to it!" (2) The Long Kiss Goodnight
"Laugh-a-while you can, monkey boy!" (5) Buckaroo Banzai
"How 'bout a Fresca?" Caddyshack
"They say taupe is a very soothing color." Ocean's Eleven
"Do you understand the words that are coming outta my mouth?" (2) Rush Hour
"Have you guys ever watched the show?" Galaxy Quest
"I got better." (8) Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

The most-identified films were Sound of Music, Dr. Strangelove, and Conan the Barbararian. Hmmm.

I was sad only 2 people got the Fight Club quote.
I was impressed all the "Is it safe?" answers were Marathon Man and not Lord of the Rings.
I was surprised only 6 got "Game over" (surely the only 2 words needed from that long quote).
I was amazed Dan was not in a Fresca movie.